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Uhm

Now, if I ever do win the lottery, then I plan on just flying 

all over the place. Basically being on a plane at least 
four but probably not more than 12 hours each day. I won’t 
have any particular destination (because then I would be 
forced to arrive). I will most often sleep in airport hotels. 
I will travel light. Just two days worth of clothes of a 
good drip dry variety that I can wash each evening.

I usually won’t eat the airplane food and I will look for 
hotels with exercise rooms and I will stay trim because 
airline seats aren’t that big. And I will think crazy thoughts. 
And sometimes I will stay in sunlight for days and days and days 
and sometimes I will stay in the dark. I will buy one of those 
watches where I just have to tell it what city I’m in and it 
will tell me the time. And I will check my voice mail daily 
because I like to think some people care and I wouldn’t want 
them to worry. And I will never carry any metal with me. And 
I will never wish I were anywhere else because if I did I could 
just go there. And I will never wish I had a lover, or children,
 because just think how much of a pain they would be with 
a life like that.