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I wish I had a dream

I wish I had a dream last night

that I was standing in a parking lot in Las Vegas, 
with the eight wonders of the world surrounding me 
in neon. Everything antiseptic dirt and dry heat. 
And then I see my niece Connie standing inside a wire 
fence, beside a pool at the Motel 6. And I just walk 
over and go through a convenient gate in the fence. 
And she notices me and runs over and gives me a hug. 
And Paul is there, before his prison tattoos. And 
then I notice I'm wearing no pants, but we're at a 
pool anyways, and they both know I'm a goof so I 
don't care. And we just hang around, eating home-made 
popsicles and doing cannonballs. And hours later a big 
green UFO zooms in with a sound of electric horror and 
sucks me up. And I awake to my alarm.

But, I never remember my dreams anymore.